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COMEDY QUOTES Jun 20, 2008 2:58:16 GMT -5

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Post by Rhonda on Jun 20, 2008 2:58:16 GMT -5

I used to compete in sports a lot, but then I realized that
you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything."
-Demetri Martin

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"I was getting my teeth whitened, but then I said forget
that, I'll just get a tan instead." -Mitch Hedberg

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"You can buy anything on eBay. I just bought the world's
oldest globe. It's flat." --Buzz Nutley

Woman"
This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book
where all of the sayings and preaching of
Rabbis are conserved over time.
It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman
cry, because God counts her tears. The woman
came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be
walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but
from the side to be equal.

Rhonda Adminstrator Posts: 3,615	COMEDY QUOTES Jun 20, 2008 2:59:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rhonda on Jun 20, 2008 2:59:23 GMT -5 QUOTE: “Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window.” Peter F. Drucker __._,_.___
	Woman" This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal.

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