Post by Rhonda on Jun 11, 2009 3:49:15 GMT -5
TURTLES CAN'T FLY
A determined little turtle once climbed a tree. He somehow made it to
the first branch. Then he jumped into the air waving his front legs
and crashed to the ground.
After a while he slowly climbed the tree again. And again he jumped.
This time he flapped all four of his limbs, but still plummeted to the
hard ground.
The persistent turtle tried again and again with the same results. A
couple of birds perched on a branch nearby watched his futile efforts.
One of them turned to her mate and said, "Dear, don't you think it's
time to tell him he's adopted?"
There are simply some things we cannot do. Turtles can't fly.
Comedian Bob Hope once thought of pursuing a career in boxing. Later
in life he quipped about it: "I ruined my hands in the ring" he said.
"The referee kept stepping on them."
Fighting is something he could not do well. But he became a great
comedian.
Lots of people have ability and talent. And most people have an idea
about what they think they can do. So why do some excel but many do
not?
The famous American caricaturist Al Hirschfield explained it like
this: "I believe everybody is creative and everybody is talented," he
said. "I just don't think that everybody is disciplined. I think that's a rare commodity."
The secret seems to be discipline. Whatever ability we are born with
is not enough. Even raw talent requires discipline to be nurtured and
developed. And enough hard work and discipline can turn the most
meager skill or ability into a great strength.
A man jumped into a taxi cab in New York and asked the driver, "How do
I get to Yankee stadium?"
The cabbie replied, "Practice! Practice! Practice!"
He's right. And although discipline and practice may never get a
turtle to actually fly, it will probably get you and me just about
wherever we want to go.
-- Steve Goodier
__________
P.S. CELEBRITY QUIP
How are you going to respond when the Clock-Radio of Challenge
emits the Irritating Buzz of Opportunity? Are you going to roll
over and hit the Snooze Button of Complacency? Or are you going
to wake up and, after performing the Bodily Functions of
Preparedness, boldly grasp the Toothbrush of Tomorrow? --
Columnist Dave Barry
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A determined little turtle once climbed a tree. He somehow made it to
the first branch. Then he jumped into the air waving his front legs
and crashed to the ground.
After a while he slowly climbed the tree again. And again he jumped.
This time he flapped all four of his limbs, but still plummeted to the
hard ground.
The persistent turtle tried again and again with the same results. A
couple of birds perched on a branch nearby watched his futile efforts.
One of them turned to her mate and said, "Dear, don't you think it's
time to tell him he's adopted?"
There are simply some things we cannot do. Turtles can't fly.
Comedian Bob Hope once thought of pursuing a career in boxing. Later
in life he quipped about it: "I ruined my hands in the ring" he said.
"The referee kept stepping on them."
Fighting is something he could not do well. But he became a great
comedian.
Lots of people have ability and talent. And most people have an idea
about what they think they can do. So why do some excel but many do
not?
The famous American caricaturist Al Hirschfield explained it like
this: "I believe everybody is creative and everybody is talented," he
said. "I just don't think that everybody is disciplined. I think that's a rare commodity."
The secret seems to be discipline. Whatever ability we are born with
is not enough. Even raw talent requires discipline to be nurtured and
developed. And enough hard work and discipline can turn the most
meager skill or ability into a great strength.
A man jumped into a taxi cab in New York and asked the driver, "How do
I get to Yankee stadium?"
The cabbie replied, "Practice! Practice! Practice!"
He's right. And although discipline and practice may never get a
turtle to actually fly, it will probably get you and me just about
wherever we want to go.
-- Steve Goodier
__________
P.S. CELEBRITY QUIP
How are you going to respond when the Clock-Radio of Challenge
emits the Irritating Buzz of Opportunity? Are you going to roll
over and hit the Snooze Button of Complacency? Or are you going
to wake up and, after performing the Bodily Functions of
Preparedness, boldly grasp the Toothbrush of Tomorrow? --
Columnist Dave Barry
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