Post by Rhonda on Dec 3, 2007 3:57:14 GMT -5
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease,
Your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will
have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
were in will start to move faster than the one you
are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases dramatically when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until
the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will
have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing
face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to
the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are
talking about.
Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson 's Law (this one is true every time!)
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
will stop making it..
Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the
doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't
make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
After your hands become coated with grease,
Your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will
have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
were in will start to move faster than the one you
are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases dramatically when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until
the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will
have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing
face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to
the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are
talking about.
Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson 's Law (this one is true every time!)
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
will stop making it..
Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the
doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't
make an appointment and you'll stay sick.